Send Them All to Hell

People out there are some sick puppies.

Now, when I originally stumbled upon that site I knew humans could be scary.  This truly solidified this thought in my head.  If you go there, don’t eat first.  It’ s the worst kind of people imaginable, collected and displayed.  At the end of all the posts you have the option (unfortunately only in thought) to send the sick b@stards to hell.  It’s cathartic, but remember – once read you cannot unread this.

Although commenters at times go off on the expected “god rant” which can be pretty damn aggravating, because you know a poll on the Internet can actually send people off to an imaginary place with that red guy with hooves.

 

Get Me Drunk, Please

Why should you donate your hard earned money to me? Because I’m a frikken laugh riot, that’s why. 

 

Obviously I jest (for the most part).  I just figured that I post this up in case someone wanted to donate to a good cause namely my pursuit of happy.  In all honesty though, if you like my writing agree and whatnot, feel free.  If not, oh well. 

Now, don’t think that due to the fact that I have this up here, I’m reforming and calling myself a charity case or anything like that.  I’m not.  I’m also not stupid, if I see a chance at monetizing this bitch fest, I’m taking it. 

Point blank.   That’s it.

 

Stepford MommyBloggers

Image via Wikipedia

Or perhaps Stepford 2.0?

 

Not all of you (again, we’re talking to the mommybloggers here), make me want to  have a meeting between a spork and my brain, for you- kudos.  You may be excused.  The rest of you however, sit there read absorb.

Your kid is not that amazing, average at best.  I’m sorry, they will not be doing much more with their lives as most people.  Or worse.  That’s depending on you though.  Unfortunately, I do have something to tell you.  Lean in, that’s it.

You are going to be ruining your kids life.  They will get strung up due to your blogging about the crap in their pant and how that is oh so cuuuuttteee!  For the love of Cthulhu- Stop, step back, that’s it away from the keyboard. 

Now, for the love of god- Think before you post.

This will be a warning, any more and this will go on your permanent records.. 

If only it were really that easy.  I’ve noticed a couple of things about mommybloggers.

• *EVERYTHING their kid does is amazing.
• *They refuse to accept that their “fun hobby” will be leading to the social ostracizing/ breakdown of their child (although I’m sure they will be happy to blog about that too).
• *They post up far, far to many details. (n00bs)

 

Now, with this information at hand we can deduct, they have no real idea what the hell the Internet is, let alone how it works.  (look into the words cache and whois).   You don’t have to be an 1337 h4XX0r (lol) to figure out that you aren’t nearly as anonymous as you think you are.  Fine you say? Well, sorry darlings but you kid won’t be thinking that when everyone in his school starts reading your “fun hobby”.

They are screwed. 

Posting up that ever so cute picture of them doing something? 

Now, imagine that plastered all over school.

Not so cute anymore is it?

 

Yes, I know I am wasting my energy.  The roboto- moms will learn (dreamer aren’t I?).  The soccer field will be brimming with women (and some men) taking pictures of Jimmy/ Susie and talking about their Technorati and Alexa stats.

 

Welfare Fun

I’ve been funding mommy’s and daddies to live off the system for a good while now.  I’m very not happy with that.  Although, yes this is a common problem with the American Taxpayer so there’s a good chance either you are helping them sit on their asses or you are doing the sitting. 

I see so many people spawning more satan spawn in the interest of getting more $$, then proceeding to screw up and over the kids.  That is why I’m fuming.  Why oh dear god why should I pay into the system that produces more and more of these welfare ingrates? Can anyone seriously give me an answer why?

Didn’t think so. 

They will just continue spawning, collecting our money, and spawning some more.  The system is screwed up and the “politically correct” police I’m sure will have a field day with this, but seriously why the heck can’t we just oh I don’t know not allow them to continue breeding while they are collecting?  Anyone?

The families that continue to pop out kid, after kid, after kid is doing a massive injustice to the families who actually might just need to go on some kind of TEMPORARY help, but won’t due to pride.  The leeches will keep feeding out of the system until something is done. 

 I get really po’d when I’m in the store, spending my hard earned money, just to see the fatass in front of me getting all the junk food in the store with her magic money card.  That I’m paying for and you’re paying for.  Yes, you are paying for that junk food. You are paying for the neglect and abuse her offspring are no doubt getting.

You are paying for their mistakes, cable, and internet. 

 

Reason Defied again and again and again.

If that’s not the story of the world I have no idea what is.  I have no clue who’s been refusing to put down the pipe but apperently it’s a good idea to keep screwing up.  Don’t worry though, the government will always help you out of your little mess! 

What the hell ever happened to reason, acountabilty and logic?  What?  I know it died a while back, but as for who killed it? No frikken clue.