Gay Terrorists; Pink is the New al Qaeda

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In a fit of beyond surprising (not to mention ridiculously hilarious) there is some talk on the interwebs of (I am not kidding) “gay terrorists“. Now, I’m sorry but SERIOUSLY???

Okay, I’m a blogger so by no way are we known for our in depth reporting, seriousness, or anything besides being “teenagers in pajamas” (something which I’d like to add thank you!).  Yet, I dug deep (read: googled it) and found this incriminating evidence that there is indeed a gay terrorist cell!

Guilty of such crimes against humanity as (get this!) disrupting a church service and (so hard to continue) yelled at people!  I know! I mean hell, all those other terrorists just blew up building- These gay terrorists are frikken DISRUPTIVE!  zomg!

Okay now, back to lands of reality now.  From the website:

Bash Back! Raises Hell at Anti-Queer Mega-Church

The Mount Hope Church is a deplorable, anti-queer mega-church in
Lansing, Michigan. The church works to institutionalize transphobia and
homophobia through several repulsive projects including organized “ex-gay”
conferences and so-called “hell houses”, which depict queers, trannies and
womyn who seek abortions as the horrors. Mt. Hope is complicit in the repression
of queers in Michigan and beyond.

So the “terrorists” (hah!) had the nerve to do unto others what others did unto them.  Oh I see.. That makes them terrorists?  Christians moral outrage naturally ensued.  Now, that alone is an unpleasant experience, what with the sending me to hell and all (been there, gotten that), and them telling GLBT people of the fiery wrath that awaits them in the “infernos of hell”.  Fun.

Honestly, why should it surprise anyone?  At all?  GLBT have been treated like crap, and just took it for so long.  They are finally rising up, dusting themselves off, and get this- demanding equality.  Remind me of something, almost like it happened a few years ago.  That section of the population finally got respect too.. Hmm, now who was that?

Oh yeah- CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS!

You see, human beings as different as we seem, aren’t.  The human race will only take so much before they stand up for what they believe in.  “The will of the people” doesn’t include taking civil liberties away from whatever groups put others panties in a bunch.  Big deal,  a guy and a guy, or a girl and a girl.

How does that lead to half the bs spewed out?!

-Face it, fighting against gay marriage is a battle  that is truly doomed to fail.

-They will be able to marry, and be happy and.  Your “moral outrage” will just be a frikken joke.

Might be related, or not

• Talking ’bout a Queer Revolution Roundup
• Parents With Children Attacked In Church… By The Gay Brigade
• Wanda Sykes Comes Out!
• Another Reason to Come Out

I’m Gonna Get Me One Of Those T Rexs

TRex Gate

(Go me, I finally coined a -gate term!)

In are you for real now news this struck me a absofrikkensterical*-

Dinosaurs, People, Creationism and Palin Oh my!  *almost* as funny as The Infamous Russia Comment.  *almost*

*That is until I realized this bat-shit insane thinker ( mandatory lol) could be in charge of the country/ nuke codes/ lord know what else.

Let me get this right, the world is 6,000 years old now?  Oh? Really?  You want to teach this to kids? Oh? Really?  Howzabout no, and not just no, a big steaming pile of Oh Hell No.  Are you serious?

 Now, you more than like think that I’m just “bashing her” due to my staunch support of Obama.  No.  I don’t like any of these people.  I’d really rather not have to make a choice of the lesser of two evils (don’t even suggest I vote for an independent, they haven’t exactly shown themselves to be exactly a good ticket). 

Creationist (giggle) Theory (giggle) in and of itself is something I read as if I’m reading oh I don’t know how about Cracked?   To get a damn good laugh.  The difference, Cracked writes stuff that makes a better point and most of it is a hell of a lot more believable and logical.

 

Dive By’s For God

 

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I got myself verbally accosted for being a heathen. (not here, in that thing called real life).  Apparently I committed the crimes of all crimes -  I’m not religious (I know!), I got drive by God’d (TM).  Well in the name of accuracy, biked by.  They are a breed of Christian that is quite possibly the most tedious to deal with, Religious Intolerance on Bikes. 

Jez.  I wish I we’re kidding here, but you really need to take this journey with me, they dress up in a white dress shirt, black pants, black tie, bible, and a huffy.

The dip shit ran. into. me.  Trying to convert me.  Did he apologize? Did he offer to help me get up? Of course not.  The bastard blamed the devil.

They ride around looking for the heathen’s (of which I am proudly a member apparently).  Make attempts at converting, then attempt to run the devil out of you by riding their huffy after you praying loudly.

From those sentences you might think I reside along the bible belt.  You couldn’t be further from the truth.  I live in the fancy pants state.  Although one would figure that the damn high cost of living would afford me at the very least freedom from Nut jobs, sadly not at all. 

Why is it exactly, if I were to bike a stalk someone (also breaking two laws there, riding on theImage via Wikipedia sidewalk and nice little harassment charge) I would end up having to make bail.  The bike-by Christians- it’s fine. 

Next time, I’m planning on inserting my heathen baseball bat into their holy bike spokes. 

Blame the devil for that one.